Sunday, 6 June 2010

主 旨: 這麼強的回答;不發給你們看看,那真是太對不起你了!!!




1.
床前明月光”,下一句同學填李白睡的香

2.
三個臭皮匠”下一句他竟然填味道都一樣

        
批卷老師立即暈倒…
 


3.  
陶淵明的“不為五斗米折腰”,

          
那同學斗膽的寫給我六斗就可以

4.
窮則獨善其身”,下一句同學填    富則妻妾成群”。

6.
天若有情天亦老”,下一句人若有情死的早”?

7.
葡萄美酒夜光杯”,下一句金錢美女一大堆”

8.
想當年,金戈鐵馬”,下一句看今朝,死纏爛打”

9. 
這個才過癮!
   
洛陽親友如相問”, 同學對請你不要告訴他”

10.
兩情若是長久時”,同學對該是兩人同居時”

11.
書到用時方恨少”,同學對錢到月底不夠花”

12.
清水出芙蓉”,有人寫亂世出英雄”

13.
問君能有幾多愁”,同學填恰似一壺二鍋頭”

14.
這個更絕了:

 
日照香爐生紫煙李白來到洗手間,

    
小李飛刀一瞬間李白頓成小太監。

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