Thursday, 22 November 2012

UNIVERSAL WAY OF LIFE







It is no longer a Chinese philosophy. It is now a universal  way of life.

 How True! Chinese Philosophy


 

沒錢的時候,養豬;
有錢的時候,養狗。

When without money, keep pigs;
 When have money, keep dogs.

沒錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;
有錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。

When without money, eat wild vege at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.

沒錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;
有錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。

When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.

沒錢的時候,想結婚;
有錢的時候,想離婚。

When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.

沒錢的時候,老婆兼秘書;
有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.

沒錢的時候,假裝有錢;
有錢的時候,假裝沒錢。

When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.

人啊,都不講實話:

Man, O Man, never tells the truth:

說股票是毒品,都在玩;
說金錢是罪惡,都在撈;

Says share
market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

說美女是禍水,都想要;
說高處不勝寒,都在爬;

Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

說煙酒傷身體,就不戒;
說天堂最美好,都不去!!!

Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.

過去把第一次留給丈夫;
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。

In the past, woman gives man their virginity;
Now, woman gives man their newborn baby

鄉下早晨雞叫人,
城裡晚上人叫雞;

In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身,
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。

In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous

人生是什麼?

What is life about?

歲時出場亮相

At one, YOU are the top priority

10 歲時功課至上

At ten, academic excellence is the top priority

20 歲時春心盪漾

At twenty, getting laid is the top priority

30 歲時職場對抗

At thirty, a good career is top priority

40 歲時身材發胖

At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority

50 歲時打打麻將

At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority

60 歲時老當益壯

At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority

70 時常常健忘

At seventy, remembering something is top priority

80 歲時搖搖晃晃

At eighty, moving around is top priority

90 歲時迷失方向

At ninety, knowing directions is top priority

100 歲時掛在牆上

At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!

祝大家愉快,好好做人!

Wishing you all happiness! Be good!

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

Monday, 5 November 2012

Saturday, 3 November 2012

ALL DEPEND ON YOU (MANDARIN)


快樂靠自己,沒有誰能夠同情和分擔你的悲切

堅強靠自己,沒有誰能夠憐憫你的怯懦與軟弱

努力靠自己,沒有誰會無條件陪你留在原地


珍惜靠自己,別人不會為你揮霍自己的青春


執著靠自己,沒有誰能與你永遠共同進退

一路走過靠自己,沒有誰能夠一直陪你走到底


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