Friday, 29 April 2011

好笑! 輕鬆一下! 02

好笑! 輕鬆一下!


02.


一日,一對蒼蠅母子在一起吃午餐。

兒子問蒼蠅媽媽:

為什麼我們每天都吃大便啊!

蒼蠅媽媽生氣的說:

吃飯的時候不要說這麼噁心的話,趁熱吃!!

Monday, 18 April 2011

好笑! 輕鬆一下!


01

黑猩猩不小心踩到了長臂猿拉的大便

長臂猿溫柔細心地幫其擦洗乾淨後它們相愛了。

別人問起他們是怎麼走到一起的?

黑猩猩感慨地說:猿糞!都是猿糞啊!

Friday, 15 April 2011

优顿草癌患救星? 淋巴癌患刘联輝食用奇迹康复 - URGENT - need for 优顿草

优顿草癌患救星? 淋巴癌患刘联輝食用奇迹康复 - URGENT - need for 优顿草



Good News!!!
Recently, I met a man who had Lymphatic Cancer - Stage 4 with 123 lymph nodes affected. His cancer started in March 2008.

Affected parts: 1st: Right lung, 2nd: Left lung, 3rd: Groin, 4th: Eye and 5th Mouth.



After 9 chemo therapies he stopped the treatment on 10/11/2008 because 5 specialists said he can only survive for 3 months. Today, after more than 2 years, he has recovered and is still living. Thanks to the Sabah Snake Grass (Clinacanthus) which he planted outside his house.



He blended the leaves with green apple (minus skin and seeds) and drank them after breakfast everyday.
 
After 3 days, 6 tumors disappeared.
After 13 days, he went for a blood test.The oncologist said that he was 96% cured.

So far more than 200 people who had taken the herbs showed improvement.

Case 1) Man - age 54
            Lung Cancer
: 3rd stage.
           Chemothrapy 6 times
           Tumor before taking Sabah Snake Grass 29mm, 44mm, 76mm
           Tumor two weeks after taking Sabah Snake Grass
           reduced to 20mm, 27mm, 67mm respectively

Case 2) Woman
            Uterus cancer
tumour size 6cm
            Scheduled for surgery. After taking SSG, reduced to 3.5cm.
            Doctor said no need to operate 
            Continue taking the SSG, the tumour disappeared.

Case 3) Man
            Prostate Cancer
            After taking SSG for 11 days, the tumor disappeared.
Case 4) Woman from KL
             Breast and Lung Cancer
             Both breasts removed - 4 stage. Very weak, cannot eat,
             on drip and lying in hospital.
             Family member poured SSG juice into her mouth through tube.
             After a few days, could eat and was discharged.
            28 days later was all tumors disappeared.

Case 5) Woman from Taiping
            Breast Cancer
           After taking SSG for 3 days, the wound dried up.

Case 6) Leukemia Patients
           So far 4 cases have been cured after drinking SSG juice.
           They also drank juice from 3 leaves of Guo Sai Por
           (Ti Tham Tou) once per week.

Case 7) Dialysis Patients
            After taking SSG for 10 days, stopped going for dialysis
            treatment

Case 8) Patients with High Cholesterol, High Blood, High Uric Acid
            and Diabetes

            After taking SSG, the conditions improved.

The Plant
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Number of leaves used for treatment for Cancer:
Stage 1 : 30 leaves everyday
Stage 2 : 50 leaves everyday
Stage 3 : 100 leaves everyday
Stage 4 : 150
200 leaves everyday
When the patients get better, reduce the number of leaves.

Direction for juicing SSG

a) Pour half cup of clean water in a blender
b) Add 1 or 2 ice cubes to prevent heating during blending
c) Add 1 quarter of lemon or half a lime juice (provide Vitamin C and prevent oxidization )
d) Wash the required fresh SSG leaves and put them into the blender
e) Peel a green apple and remove the core/seeds
f ) Cut the apple into 8 pieces
g) Put in the pieces of apple
h) Blend and drink immediately or within 5 minutes. (consume daily)
I ) If your body is "cooling" add a few slices of ginger or drink warming herbs

I stay in Bandar Kinrara, Puchong, Selangor, Malaysia. If you have problem getting the SSG, email or sms me. I can get them from Seremban. You only need to pay for my transportation from KL to Seremban and back, cost of the plants and postage if necessary. I need your name, address, h/p no. and the patient's condition and type of cancer.

Food to avoid
: Sugar and products made with sugar, honey, kembong fish, ray fish, 7 angled-fish, chicken meat, duck meat, yam, glutenous rice, margarine, durian, bird nest, ginseng and other rejuvenating herbs.

Besides SSG, papaya, apricot seeds, lemon grass and many types of fresh raw vegetable and fruit juices can also be used for treating cancer.

I believe all chronic diseases can be cured with the combination of detoxification, maintaining blood Ph 7.35-7.4, increasing body oxygen, eating natural nutrients and herbs, a healthy lifestyle and good eating habits. There are quite a number of patients with cancer and other chronic diseases recovering and got cured based on my coaching above and natural treatments.
So if you are having any chronic diseases and need coaching and alternative treatments, please contact me.
For more information on health, health talk, coaching and natural treatments, please read my postings.

From: Yeap, Michelle
Sent:
Wednesday, April 06, 2011 2:13 PM
To:
Yeap, Michelle
Subject:
优顿草癌患救星? 淋巴癌患刘联�食用奇迹康复 - URGENT - need for 优顿草
Hi ,
URGENTpls let me know if yr frd have this kind of herb/plant (优顿草).i urgently need itthanks..
p/s: pls help forward..thanks.
pls let me know the contact number.
My contact: 012-5544052 (Michelle Yeap)
(太平4讯)癌症救星出现,吃了优顿草,你可以重生
http://www.kwongwah.com.my/news/2011/04/05/8_1.jpg
患癌时一边眼皮已紧盖着眼睛。
http://www.kwongwah.com.my/news/2011/04/05/8_2.jpg
刘联辉对优顿草可医癌信心百倍。
http://www.kwongwah.com.my/news/2011/04/05/8_3.jpg
拿督何章兴到刘联辉所种的优顿草园观看
太平一名患上淋巴癌末期的承建电讯塔工程的中年男士,被5名医生监定为淋巴癌末期后,吃下自己家中所种的优顿草,13天再被医生检验时,竟然出现奇迹,医生说他的淋巴癌已消失,康复96%,身上的肿瘤完全消失
刘联�没有想到自动己家中所种的优顿草,竟然救了他宝贵的生命。随即刘联辉开始介绍人吃优顿草,尤其是患癌人士,希望他们同样可以重新活过来
两个星期前,台湾国立屏东大学食品科学系教授也到刘氏的家,索取了优顿草,准备深一层研究优顿草的疗效作用
刘联辉:3年前眼肿又身长肿
从癌症中康复的刘联辉(56岁)说,200838日,因为眼睛肿得可怕,加上身上有许多不知名的肿瘤,前往给医生检验时,医生向他说了一个坏消息,指他患上淋巴癌末期。为了证实真的是患癌,又再前往槟城及怡保给专科医生检验,以确定真的是无药可救的淋巴癌
他说,当数位医生都指他患上末期癌症后,只好认命。后来有医生叫他不用灰心,可以化疗试一试,但是医生告诉他化疗医费是5万多令吉,同时只有1%活着的机会时,他放弃浪费这笔医药费,宁愿将这笔没有希望的医疗治,转给儿子做为深造的费用
他说,同年8月,一直不间断的寻医验癌,医生一而再的强调是末期癌症,再也活不久后,最后放弃再验检。医院回来的隔天就去拜神祈福
耳边怪声:何不吃家种草药
他说,说来很奇怪,拜神完毕回家途中经过甘文丁扣留营处时,突然有一个声音在耳边出现,告诉他为何不吃家里种的草药
他说,听到这声音后,回转身四处张望,却没有发现到有任何人,让他感到非常吃惊不知谁人在跟他说话
摘取自甘文丁草药
不过,他说,在回家后,也试着摘下之前在甘文丁培才华小草药园中所摘回家中的优顿草来吃
他说,有关的优顿草,是他在甘文丁草药园中摘取,当时有人告诉他优顿草是吃消肿瘤。因此也就摘下拿回家种,没想到今天救了自己一命
他说,初时只是吃约40片,后来发现眼睛的情况改善,增加至80片,结果发现原本眼皮已紧盖着的眼睛,竞然可以打开。信心大增,至第67天时,发现眼部突出的瘤,竟然消失,一直到13天,身上123粒的肿瘤竟然神奇消失
他说,在身上肿瘤消失后,又到医院给医生检验,以确定自己是否不久人世。但是医生在为他检验后,非单没有说他会死,竟然问他吃了什么。于是照实说是吃了许多的优顿草
他问医生其癌症到底如何了。但是医生却要他将优顿草交给他看后,才跟他说出他身体的淋巴癌情况
医生告知末期癌已�9
他说,于是回家拿优顿草给医生,没想到医生告诉他的末期淋巴癌已痊�了96%。刘氏说,医生当初讲他没有得救,如今吃了优顿草,竟然可以将淋巴癌治好,让他高兴得非笔墨所能形容
介绍给患癌者以获重
他说,自从淋巴癌痊�后,对优顿草有了信心,一直介绍给人,尤其是患癌人士,因为希望他们重新获得新生命
他说,前后已救了约一千人,许多吃了优顿草者皆深深感谢他,让他们获得新生命,脱离患癌的恶境
目前,刘氏在住家附近的空地,种植了大约7千棵的优顿草。谁人患癌而要优顿草,他免费提供,不过患者在他供应后,必须要自己栽种,以便家中有一棵宝贝,从此患癌不用怕

Monday, 11 April 2011

01

黑猩猩不小心踩到了長臂猿拉的大便

長臂猿溫柔細心地幫其擦洗乾淨後它們相愛了。


別人問起他們是怎麼走到一起的?


黑猩猩感慨地說:猿糞!都是猿糞啊!

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